Jan
04

I just can’t take it anymore.

It has come to my attention, via the internets, that females who identify themselves as “nerd” or “geek” are becoming offended when their “geekdom” is under reproach. Certain internet memes or tropes like this one:

Stupidity.

This stupid picture offends people. Seriously. I once made a poster of Jesus on the cross and captioned it “hang in there” and it got less attention then this stupid nerd girl thing.

This is why the whole “controversy” is multi-level moronic. It is sad to me that people so badly, wish to be identified by what they like to do with their spare time. Watching movies and reading comic books or playing the video games makes you a nerd. Well I masturbate far more than I do any of those other things. Still, you don’t see me posting pictures of myself with “Angry Masturbator” on the internet. Until now:

I'm such a bator LOLZ!!!11

I hope my reputation as a “Bator” doesn’t come under scrutiny. Then I might have to say it’s a controversy. Do you see why this is a stupid issue?

I recently read on a survey (sorry friend), this question: “How do you feel about the outbreak of rage against ‘fake’ nerd girl lately?”

Rage? For serious? Rage. I feel rage when I think that this is even a question that we deemed askable. I am afraid to see the answers. “Well, once I rolled out of bed and fork-lifted myself to my computer. I got on tumblr and saw that someone posted a stupid fucking poster and I became so upset. I just don’t get the rage.”

I imagine that is the most common response. The point is: WHO CARES? Why are you letting something on the CheezBurger Network piss you off so badly? Just sayin’..

-Derek Yon.
If you don’t like it blah blah blah.

Dec
12

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening Pleasure And Other Entertaining Enjoyment Godwegottoworkonthistitle!!!1 #23

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening Pleasure And Other Entertaining Enjoyment Godwegottoworkonthistitle!!!1 #23

Hello there you faithful TSP and DYP:ers. It’s Nathan again bringing you tidings of good winter spirit cheer. That is, we have another episode for your consumption pleasure. And boy howdy did we have fun on this one. This is the first time we have gotten the 4 of us together in one room since Halloween. Schedules SUCK! Actually, schedules are quite handy, it’s RESPONSIBILITIES I have a major problem with. And Prepositions. They keep us from doing the things we love. Well, responsibilities do anyway. Prepositions just help link things together so it’s like the exact opposi…. Anyway, join Derek, Sir Jarod, Katy and myself for this week’s show. It’s a good one with some fun bonus audio all the way at the end. We are on Twitter: @derekyon, @sirjarod, @littlekatyread, @nathanbettstsp. Check us out on Facebook. Rate and subscribe on iTunes. Talk to you all very soon.

~~NB

Aug
17

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening Pleasure ~ Miss You, Mean It. #18

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening Pleasure ~ Miss You, Mean It. #18

Hey folks. Nathan here. Derek forgot to send me an ep description for this one and I forgot to remind him. I do know that this show, Jarod is missing in action. Lost in the wide aisles of the grocery store for which he works? Perhaps? Perhaps not… Join Derek, Katy and I for a fun lil ditty on the DYP! Find us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter: @derekyon, @littlekatyread, @nathanbettstsp. Talk to ya soon. For other great shows go visit www.timespentpoorly.com

Jul
30

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening Pleasure ~ F*ckin’ Waha! #17

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening Pleasure ~ F*ckin’ Waha! #17

Ants! I hate ‘em! But we don’t talk about that on this show. Not yet anyway. This week the gang and I talk about shitty Waha bigots and why you shouldn’t drink their beer. Seriously. Ef That place. Join @littlekatyread, @nathanbettstsp, @sirjarod and myself @derekyon as we talk about the issues. Suck it, Waha.

~~DY

Jul
20

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening ~ A Mystery Afoot! #16

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening ~ A Mystery Afoot! #16

Katy Read joined us this week on the show we talk about stuff. Like how disgusting some (most) feet are. And sadly we discuss Ernest Borgnine. Some cartoons were discussed too. I’m not going to recap the entire fucking episode. Just listen. Follow on Twitter. Duh.
Check out our other podcasts at www.timespentpoorly.com

@derekyon @sirjarod @nathanbettstsp

Jul
18

Hey Kids! Check these out!

Errybody, I have recently made friends with a fellow who is trying to sell some bitching T-Shirts.

Go check out his website here at Pupscruff.com
10% of proceeds goes to GLBT. You all know that we love the gays here at TimeSpentPoorly.com

click the pupscruff link to see badass shirt designs like this one!

Jul
12

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening ~ Free At Last! #15

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening ~ Free At Last! #15

We had a great time this week talking about the top 5 best songs and bottom 5 worst songs for 2012–so far. @littlekatyread joined @sirjarod, @nathanbettstsp and myself to talk about our selections. Jarod mostly hated them all.
Follow us on twitter and let us know what you think of our choices.
@derekyon

Jul
09

I can recreate time. Eat that, GOD.

So basically, I have been spending the last couple of weeks posting older episodes in order to get the podcast caught up on My website. Sure, they’re available at www.timespentpoorly.com but I thought it would be best if you could listen to them on my page instead–I mean also…Anyway! I recently have discovered I can change the date of posts to look like I posted this crap like 3 months ago. Do you know what this means? I can go back and make this fucking website look like I have been keeping it organized for the past year. It’s my chance to play GOD. Pretty fucking sweet huh?

-DY

Jul
04

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening. #14

Derek Yon Presents: Show Program Podcast For Listening. #14

Hey folks. Derek here. We talk about abortion this week… A Lot!! Contact the show: derek@timespentpoorly.com, sirjarod@timespentpoorly.com; @derekyon, @sirjarod; @nathanbettstsp. Have a great week and a happy 4th! Unless you’re one of them Native sorts. Then happy Wednesday!

Check out more content at www.timespentpoorly.com

Jun
27

Katy Read’s NerdGasm – Issue 7 – Zombie Preparedness Pt. 3 (Presented By Time Spent Poorly)

Katy Read’s NerdGasm – Issue 7 – Zombie Preparedness Pt. 3 (Presented By Time Spent Poorly)

Part 3 of our epic crossover event about Zombies. Then we switch gears pretty quickly and move back to Katy’s usual business of comics and whatnot.

Follow us on twitter @littlekatyread, @derekyon

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