It has come to my attention, via the internets, that females who identify themselves as “nerd” or “geek” are becoming offended when their “geekdom” is under reproach. Certain internet memes or tropes like this one:
This stupid picture offends people. Seriously. I once made a poster of Jesus on the cross and captioned it “hang in there” and it got less attention then this stupid nerd girl thing.
This is why the whole “controversy” is multi-level moronic. It is sad to me that people so badly, wish to be identified by what they like to do with their spare time. Watching movies and reading comic books or playing the video games makes you a nerd. Well I masturbate far more than I do any of those other things. Still, you don’t see me posting pictures of myself with “Angry Masturbator” on the internet. Until now:
I hope my reputation as a “Bator” doesn’t come under scrutiny. Then I might have to say it’s a controversy. Do you see why this is a stupid issue?
I recently read on a survey (sorry friend), this question: “How do you feel about the outbreak of rage against ‘fake’ nerd girl lately?”
Rage? For serious? Rage. I feel rage when I think that this is even a question that we deemed askable. I am afraid to see the answers. “Well, once I rolled out of bed and fork-lifted myself to my computer. I got on tumblr and saw that someone posted a stupid fucking poster and I became so upset. I just don’t get the rage.”
I imagine that is the most common response. The point is: WHO CARES? Why are you letting something on the CheezBurger Network piss you off so badly? Just sayin’..
-Derek Yon.
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